In 2008 I was importing Mr. Potato Heads in Suffolk, NY. What gets me going now is supervising the production of easy-bake-ovens in the UK. Spent 2001-2008 getting to know human brains in Prescott, AZ. Crossed the country exporting frisbees in Pensacola, FL. Earned praised for my work short selling deodorant in Gainesville, FL. Spent childhood analyzing terrorism in the financial sector.